[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'

[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.

[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.

[x] You have run into a tree/bush.

[x] You have been called a blonde.


Subtotal: 6

[x] You know that it isn't possible to lick your elbow.

[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.

[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.

[x] You just sang them to make sure.

[x] You have tripped on your own feet.

[x] You have choked on your own spit.

Subtotal: 6

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.

[ ] You type with three fingers or less.

[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.

[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.

[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

Subtotal: 4

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.

[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.

[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.

[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you

[x] You are often told to use your 'inside voice'

Subtotal: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.

[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.

[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.

[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

Subtotal: 4

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.

[x] You break a lot of things.

[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.

[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.

Subtotal: 3

[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.

[x] The word "um" is used frequently.

[x] You don't know what "um" means.

[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.

[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

Subtotal: 5

GRAND TOTAL: 33

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4
and re-post as: I am __% Mentally ill.

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